The Truth About Dieting

[AlphaTroll]

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Diets & Dying:

**** 1.*** The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
**** heart attacks than* the* British or Americans.

**** 2.** The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
**** heart attacks than the British or Americans.

**** 3.** The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
**** fewer heart attacks* than the British or Americans.

**** 4.** The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
**** and also suffer fewer* heart attacks than the British
**** or Americans.

**** 5.** The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
**** sausages and fats and* suffer fewer heart attacks
**** than* the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[unclehobart]

Blowjobs are Atkins friendly ... ZERO CARBS!

 

[paul_valaru]

Blowjobs are Atkins friendly ... ZERO CARBS!

how you want to snack is your own business........

 

[AlphaTroll]

I suppose you don't have crackers with that then?

 

[unclehobart]

only the kind that pop at christmas.

The Japanese diet is also salty as can be... and yet they have rather decent blood pressure.

 

[tonksy]

Blowjobs are Atkins friendly ... ZERO CARBS!

i am so ordering this t-shirt.
clicky

 

[AlphaTroll]

Man, I want one too.

 

[SexyBoo]

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[Kittie]

Meow?

YEAH NO CARBS!

 

[Winky]

Well from the pics I saw
you don't need a diet
you gotta lil' extra
in 'all the right places' !