The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[Guest]

that lasted until someone called the

 

[ris]

janitor and he repaired the bunkers that had

 

[Guest]

salad dressing covered with bacterial growth on the walls

 

[ris]

. the rules of bongolf are complex

 

[Guest]

no wiping your dick on the curtains unless

 

[ris]

previously having hit a hole in one;

 

[BadBrain]

except during the 'Skins game' during which the rules allow for

 

[Justintime]

mass Circumcision

 

[BadBrain]

which is followed by the annual 'foreskin feast';

 

[ris]

which traditionally uses 15 kinds of garnish.

 

[MuFu]

There's roast forekin, baked foreskin, fried foreskin, forskin kebab, foreskin on toast, foreskin brownies, foreskin fritters, foreskin au vin, chocomoccaforeskineastero

 

[ris]

foreskin a la carte, foreskin al fresco,

 

[BadBrain]

Vienna foreskin, foreskin salad with a lovely foreskin vinaigrette, and foreskin coq au vin. The feast was attended by

 

[tarez]

the FLA (Forskin lovers of America) as well as the WFA(World Forskin Ass) and a large green creature named Gumby who

 

[ris]

se barin hurts, possibly as a result of eating too much buffet

 

[MuFu]

, that chick from Friends. I doubt she minded though, having recently succumbed to

 

[ris]

the funky song and dance routines fresh outa compton

 

[BadBrain]

California. She started calling herself 'Stringy-B' and bought a

 

[MuFu]

six-pack of asparagus flavoured beer, just to wash down the awful taste of

 

[BadBrain]

bongwater, which was the only available beverage nearby. She'd used that to wash down the awful taste of