unchehobart and vortex thread

[Vortex]

Maybe not...

You stalking me again Altron??

 

[Altron]

I thought you wanted porno videos
*picks up video camera*

 

[unclehobart]

*fishes for his emergency hidden engagement ring*

/me crinkles up her nose...
I've seen, *ahem* bigger

*hastily covers lap with towel* *reoffers ring*

 

[Altron]

*hands unc penis enlargement device from that other thread....*

 

[Vortex]

/me giggles manically

*Looks at ring*
*Looks back at Unc'*
*Looks at ring*
*Looks back at Unc'*

...

You got this ring out of a lucky packet, didn't you??

*points at the fact that it's bright orange and green, and made out of plastic*

 

[unclehobart]

But presented with lust.. er.. love.. I meant love.

 

[Vortex]

But it's neon orange and lime green

/me crinkles up her nose

It clashes with my outfit

 

[unclehobart]

It doesn't clash when youre starkers. *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[Vortex]

/me nods her head

Yeah it does!

/me gets un-dressed

Looky, it so does clash!

...

...

...

/me looks at Unc's shocked face...



I think I broke him

/me gets dressed and pokes Unc

 

[Altron]

* uploads pics to www.vortexnakedpictures.com *

 

[unclehobart]

...not before Unc pokes Vortex

 

[Altron]

*reloads camera*
*points uploader to www.vortexsexpictures.com *

 

[unclehobart]

*sniff* ... I think shes gone ... she slipped through my fingers

 

[Vortex]

*slips up between Unc's fingers*
...

*kisses Unc on the cheek*
...
Good night

*shackes her ass as she toddles off to bed*

 

[Professur]

Anyone ever hear from Vortex recently?

 

[unclehobart]

Not since she graduated. She hit the ground running and never looked back.

 

[Vortex]

*twiddle*

Also that, and back then the forum here too just too damn slow for our primative 3rd world internet connection... so most the pages weren't loading...



Miss me?

 

[Vortex]

Oh yeah, ps. Blame Professur for me being here http://www.otcentral.com/forum/member.php?u=52

 

[Professur]

Miss me?

Terribly. Daily. Even 'Yes operator, I accept the charges' missed.

So, how's winter treating you?

 

[Vortex]

Terribly. Daily. Even 'Yes operator, I accept the charges' missed.

So, how's winter treating you?

Awww Missed you guys too

Winter isn't that bad, there's a cold front on the way, but still, today is 20'C / 70'F

So it isn't all that bad