tonksy
New Member
some are dumb...but like you have anything more pressing to do 
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want fries with that.
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
Label It "Inbox"
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "hope it doesn't bounce."
Finish All Your sentences with "In
Accordance With The Prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation.
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh
Hysterically After They Answer.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."
Sing Along At The Opera.
Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The
Poems Don't Rhyme
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream
"I Won!, I Won!"
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,
They're Loose!!"
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To
The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want fries with that.
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
Label It "Inbox"
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "hope it doesn't bounce."
Finish All Your sentences with "In
Accordance With The Prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation.
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh
Hysterically After They Answer.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."
Sing Along At The Opera.
Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The
Poems Don't Rhyme
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream
"I Won!, I Won!"
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,
They're Loose!!"
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To
The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
