Welcome Alphatroll

[Arris]

Oh, Arris - ye missed something..........if you go further down you'll see that this bitch bites

Thats a bad thing?

 

[Raven]

*Goes down on...* errrrrrr nevermind

 

[AlphaTroll]

Nah hun, that's a good thing..........a very, very good thing

 

[Oz]

Way-Hey............yer made it

 

[AlphaTroll]

Way-Hey............yer made it

Of course, this place came very highly recommended ye know

Now get us a drink & howzabout a grand tour?

 

[Oz]

Of course, this place came very highly recommended ye know

Now get us a drink & howzabout a grand tour?

Is it the usual litre of tequilla served in tankard?

Don't know about the grand tour, threads seem to bounce all over the place here But they are nice enough to give people there own thread, so it can't be all bad


What do we call ya here K..... Alpha? Troll? Trolley?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Is it the usual litre of tequilla served in tankard?

Don't know about the grand tour, threads seem to bounce all over the place here But they are nice enough to give people there own thread, so it can't be all bad


What do we call ya here K..... Alpha? Troll? Trolley?

Aye, the drink is the same (throw in a 17 year old virgin & I'll be doing backflips)

Hun, ye know me - call me whatever your little heart desires, I'm sure you'll soon figger which ones I respond to

 

[Oz]

One 17 yr old virgin pickled in tequilla coming right up (urgh, bad pun!).


Ah, so its the old names then......Mistress, Goddess, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed

 

[Raven]

Kimberly? kiddin

the anove is my gf's name and the ones bleach quoted apply to her too

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hun, ye know I prefer my 17 year old's going down

BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)

Erm, stewey - your girlfriend also get called Troll? (kidding)

 

[Raven]

Hun, ye know I prefer my 17 year old's going down

BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)

Erm, stewey - your girlfriend also get called Troll? (kidding)

how about a light load trolley?

Naw she doesnt get called troll. To her face.

 

[Oz]

BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)

Fill you up and push hard? Sounds like the perfect way to end the night to me hun!

 

[Raven]

Change to the above quote: replace end the night with fantasise

 

[AlphaTroll]

Change to the above quote: replace end the night with fantasise

Awe, the bleached one does not fantasise about me - long time has passed since I last wandered through that dirty mind of his

 

[Oz]

Awe, the bleached one does not fantasise about me - long time has passed since I last wandered through that dirty mind of his

Hey! My mind is very clean these days! .......... It's rolling around in the washing machine as we speak

I'll save a grubby lil' corner in it for you tho' hun

 

[Raven]

I didnt say anything about bleach.....

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hey! My mind is very clean these days! .......... It's rolling around in the washing machine as we speak

I'll save a grubby lil' corner in it for you tho' hun

Best you keep that corner if you know what's good for you (don't let me bring out those whips & chains!) Oh, but wait - we like those don't we....

I didnt say anything about bleach.....

Indeed you did not, I was jumping the gun there - now if only I could jump something else

 

[Oz]

Best you keep that corner if you know what's good for you (don't let me bring out those whips & chains!) Oh, but wait - we like those don't we....

Ah, how I miss those pleasant afternoons of being shackled to the wardrobe......trying to avoid looking the window cleaner in the eye as he peered through the gap in the curtains

 

[tonksy]

hey, love your posts, see ya around! welcome and all that.

 

[Raven]

Indeed you did not, I was jumping the gun there - now if only I could jump something else

You could try my pole vault