Welcome, Coffee Bean

[fury]

Welcome to your worst nightmare, er... I mean, OTC.

 

[Coffee Bean]

Thanks...I'm quitting smoking.

Been 4 days.

 

[unclehobart]

Stabbed anyone yet? Wilkommen to the boards... and broads.

 

[fury]

Good for you! Good luck with that. I hear coffee is great as a substitute for poisoning your lungs! But then you get addicted to that and look like this every morning...

 

[Coffee Bean]

I already drink coffee by the pot. I tried having a cup this morning but it wasn't the same without the smoke.

Life sucks.

 

[fury]

Try coffee with a lot of sugar?

 

[unclehobart]

Chew the beans directly for that special jolt. It might also cover the oral fixation of the withdrawal.

 

[Luis G]

welcome

 

[Scanty]

hi, welcome, respect your nan.

 

[Coffee Bean]

What about crack? Is that a viable option?

 

[unclehobart]

Hits the wrong receptors. Chops up large amounts of wood instead. If that doesn't work it out of your system, buy a large watermelon and stab it 1000 times while repeating aloud the names of teachers who were mean to you in middle school.

 

[Coffee Bean]

rofl

Seriously though, having a smoke seems like the best thing int he world right now.

 

[fury]

I suggest fondling a couple of balls... yin-yang balls, that is... combined with chewing gum occasionally (although you may form an addiction to that and it'd probably be just as expensive as smoking, except the victims would just be your teeth instead of your whole body)

 

[Scanty]

buy a large watermellon and stab it 1000 times

unc, you know I won't tolerate cruelty to melons.

 

[Dave]

i quit cold turkey 10 years ago (2 ppd habit). i used to chew on the plastic coffee stirrers. good luck and keep at it. it does get easier and you will feel healthier and smarter later.

 

[unclehobart]

depends upon the melon. *makes hubba hubba noises* *throws drink in own face*

 

[fury]

You forgot to use the brow! 5 points off!

C'mere, Scanty, I still have some brow-nie points left, don't I?

 

[Scanty]

*makes owl noises for lack of being able to think of anything better to say*

 

[Coffee Bean]

Spot

I smoke about 2 packs a day. And I love(d) smoking.

I just hope there comes a day where I don't constantly think about it.

 

[Shadowfax]

I suggest fondling a couple of balls...

OK. don't take any advice from that man That's sick

Welcome to the boards btw


If you have the need to smoke, then start working out or something, keeping busy really helps