Welcome, evil one

[simplyred]

Welcome EJ

Why is it none of these people we welcome POST????? BoP...Pants 'em

 

[Professur]

Because they're not really people. They're usually 'bots, and Sam instituted a new rule that defeats their program.

 

[tonksy]

Sam is my hero.

 

[simplyred]

Program? Bots?

 

[simplyred]

You mean people here aren't real????


*retreats to the corner with woobie in fetal posistion.

The doctors said this wouldn't happen to me anymore if I kept taking the pink pill!

 

[Professur]

And you believed them? Silly rabbit.



*stands back as Red transforms into a red rabbit.*

 

[simplyred]

No, the yellow pills stop all rabbit transformations!

*Poof Prof. is now a southern drag queen in 7 inch heels now that I know he is imaginary.

 

[tonksy]

Program? Bots?

They come in and post links to spammy sites etc.

 

[simplyred]

They come in and post links to spammy sites etc.

Ah, so we should start welcome threads with hello...human, robot, or imaginary?

 

[tonksy]

See, their logic is flawed. You burst in and amass a flurry of witty posts and thought provoking discussion and then you spam the hell out of them because they think you are just sharing. Not that I've thought about it or anything click the link in my sig....

 

[simplyred]

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

 

[simplyred]

simply blonde

 

[tonksy]

simply blonde

That's shampoo! We have that...I don't use it but it's there.

 

[simplyred]

In the pictue Malory drew of my yesterday she told me, "see you have black hair so that you will be pretty"

 

[tonksy]

Oops...You know what I get? "Mom, you're pretty when you have clothes on".

 

[simplyred]

Oops...You know what I get? "Mom, you're pretty when you have clothes on".

ouch...at least you get that. I am only pretty with black hair getting married.

 

[alex]

Because they're not really people. They're usually 'bots, and Sam instituted a new rule that defeats their program.

If Sam turned on the image verification, bots shouldn't be able to register at all....not to mention the activation email that's required to complete the registration process.

 

[Professur]

Don't you start again...

 

[tonksy]

ouch...at least you get that. I am only pretty with black hair getting married.

At least you don't get depicted as a simpleton hiding from a dragon standing behind a tree.

 

[Professur]

That's shampoo! We have that...I don't use it but it's there.

Well there you go. Don't worry Red. It's only shampoo she's hurling. Not real poo.