welcome, god almighty!

[ris]

welcome to the otc boards god almighty, nice to have you here!

 

[fury]

 

[samcurry]

Dear GOD....

 

[soniclos]

I prefer to be called soniclos

 

[MuFu]

Can you ensure that our current sunny spell lasts forever please, God?

MuFu.

 

[Soler]

Yeah welcome m8...

LOL@soniclos

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

I am aware of your everlasting gratitude to which I now acknowledge. MuFu, there will always be sunny weather. With your inherent weakness you may not always be aware of this.

Shalom

 

[Luis G]

So he has lightnings too huh?

 

[MuFu]

Originally posted by GOD ALMIGHTY
MuFu, there will always be sunny weather. With your inherent weakness you may not always be aware of this.

Actually, it's ok, don't bother.

I can see pretty well by the light comin' out of your regularly-packed sphincter.

MuFu.

 

[Leslie]

I kneel before you in awe, God Almighty . We are honoured you have chosen this board to be the Voice of God.

We welcome you with all our hearts, Lord


Luis G. , you are and will always be the only one with infamous lightning.

 

[krusteeeee]

Are you there God? It's me Margaret.

 

[Luis G]

* evil laughing *

 

[greenfreak]

God Almighty, my mother yelled your name at me numerous times as a child. She also yelled Jesus Mary and Joseph! alot. Can you tell me why? Were you trying to speak to me through her?

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Come on over Sunday before the game. And bring the kids. Then you shall understand.

 

[greenfreak]

What kids? I don't have kids. Are you smokin the wacky weed again God Almighty?

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Originally posted by greenfreak
What kids? I don't have kids. Are you smokin the wacky weed again God Almighty?

Yet

 

[greenfreak]

God Forbid!

oops.

Sorry, God.

 

[Guest]

What kind of connection do you have to the web My Lord?

 

[Justintime]

heavenly connections?

 

[Shadowfax]

Welcome to the boards! It's heavenly good to have you around!

Allright, I admit. That was cliché