Welcome Kicker636

[nnewton]

obviously you dont hang out at the same ponds as the rest of us

 

[dan]

ducks may not kick you... watch out for bastard swans though. they'd have a good go

 

[Scanty]

The other day I was chased around an ENTIRE lake by a family of swans. I'm talking a big fucking lake. And there were two of us. When we sat down on a bench, practically on the opposite side to them...they swam all the way over just to chase us away again. Gits.

 

[unclehobart]

They were gang banger swans protecting their drug turf. Its just business to chase you off.