Discussion in 'The Lobby' started by Nixy, Nov 27, 2002.
Welcome to the boards!
Please make sure your tray is an upright position, fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride. The hostess will be around shortly with cocktails.
*runs back to seat*
I guess I have to be the hostess since this is my forum huh?
*puts on slutty hostess uniform*
*walks around serving cocktails*
I'm sorry if I spill anyon you, I can't get this fury off of my leg!!!!!!
*sitting patiently waiting for my cocktail*
*Hoping she'll spill one on my lap again so she'll have to clean it up again.*
*Hides the towels.*
*spills the whole try of cocktails on Puter's lap*
Now, I wonder how you're going to clean that up without towels.
*crackle* This is your captian speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts and return all noobs to their upright and locked positions.
She wasn't done yet.
ATTENTION PASSENGERS! Your emergency exits are here *points*, here *points*, here *points* and HERE *cobs a feel of Puter* is big enough to be one!!!!!
"This is your newly reinforced cockpit security speaking. Anyone carrying so much as a toothpick or a nailclipper in their personal luggage will die."
some people don't feel comfortable flying commercialy with satan.
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