What would you choose?

Discussion in 'Lunatic Lounge' started by SexyBoo, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. SexyBoo

    SexyBoo Well-Known Member

    AE and I were discussing a theory he has heard involving something along the lines of being able to stay alive as long as a human being has at least 2 of four items: food, water, shelter and sleep.

    We thought it would be interesting to throw sex into that mix. If sex was on that list and you could definitely survive on just two of these 5 items, which two items would you choose in order to survive?


    1. Food
    2. Water
    3. Shelter
    4. Sleep
    5. Sex
  2. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Food and water. Sex is what I'll need once I'm safe. Then the women better bring icepacks. They'll need them.
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  3. Squiggy

    Squiggy ThunderDick

    I think the theory may be skewed...You can do without food for up to 2 months ..but the lack of water is going to do you in pretty quick...especially if you choose sex as one of your items...
  4. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    water and sleep

    Without water, youre dead in a few days. Without sleep, youre in deep trouble after about 6 days. Food... most can survive a month to several months. Sex is immaterial... tis a luxury.

    The balrog in the woodpile is shelter. It would be a necessity if say, I was at the arctic circle in winter. Life would be done in a matter of hours. If were talking Key West ... hell... mosquito bites at best.
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  5. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    Water & sleep (as Unc pointed out).

    Shelter is a commodity (outside of frigid areas), food isn't necessary in the immediate & sex is, well I'm married...what is sex :D
  6. rrfield

    rrfield New Member

    Water and sleep, for sure. If I could, I would sleep 14 hours a day.

  7. AlphaTroll

    AlphaTroll New Member

    Sex and sleep. I'll probably tire of the guy soon anyway, so then I'll just chop off whichever bits I think would taste best & eat those, drink his blood and build shelter from his skin :shrug:
  8. breaky

    breaky New Member

    water and shelter cause ;i can do without the sex(have done so for a bit now) ;the sleep, i rarely sleep anyway ;food doesn't really come into it cause as others have said you can last a while without food but damned if i'm going to get pneumonia, severe sunstroke or hit by that buggery strike of lightning :banghead:
  9. BeardofPants

    BeardofPants New Member

    Shelter - with a built-in catchall to gather water.
    Sleep - with an IV unit to pump sustenance into me.
  10. Aunty Em

    Aunty Em Well-Known Member

    Water and ... sleep... I may not need much but I'm real grouchy without it so sex would be out of the question and with my stock piles of extra flesh I could probably out live the lot of you anyway... and after a couple of months I could use the dress as a tent :lol: ;)
  11. Mare

    Mare New Member

    I'd say I have to agree with Unc....
  12. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    *sob* That's so sad. *sniff*
  13. SexyBoo

    SexyBoo Well-Known Member

    Well, at least you were gracious enough to give him some great sex before you eat him. ;)
  14. Oz

    Oz New Member

    Water and shelter :)

    I didn't choose sex........I can't imagine sex with someone who would comtemplate sleeping with a homeless, malnourished, sleep depraved person would be much fun anyway ;)
  15. AlphaTroll

    AlphaTroll New Member

    So sex with me won't be fun? :crying4:
  16. Oz

    Oz New Member

    It's that salt and pepper beside yer knife an fork that is making me nervous :eek6: :winkkiss:
  17. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    if i really have to choose, shoot me now.
  18. freako104

    freako104 Well-Known Member

    ive gone 6 years w/out sex so thats not on my list(but dammit i need some!!) id say food and water. although w/out sleep you can go psychotic, it does take some time.
  19. CydCharisse

    CydCharisse New Member

    food and water...if I don't eat, I get extremely grouchy
  20. Kawaii

    Kawaii Well-Known Member

    Sex and food.
    I'd have sex with the woman, eat sushi off her naked body(rather interesting fantasy, eh?), and die happy.

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