What's Sex?

[A.B.Normal]

A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and
the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc.

He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love......

He thinks what the hell, and tells her the works, thinking that to
tell it all is the only way to tell truth.

The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know
about sex?"

"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

 

[Inkara1]

 

[Mare]

A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and
the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc.

He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love......

He thinks what the hell, and tells her the works, thinking that to
tell it all is the only way to tell truth.

The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know
about sex?"

"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

 

[Gotholic]

Brilliant!

 

[MrBishop]

Aren't kids great!

 

[AlladinSane]

A.B. I have no clue of what your Av means, but it makes me want to laugh every time I see it.

 

[chcr]

A.B. I have no clue of what your Av means, but it makes me want to laugh every time I see it.

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

 

[tonksy]

That tag line just creeps me out.

 

[chcr]

That tag line just creeps me out.

Here you go.

 

[tonksy]

*shudders

 

[chcr]

*shudders

Not converting to pastafarianism any time soon then?

 

[MrBishop]

Getting such a kick out of this stuff...

 

[chcr]

Familiar with the Unitarian Jihad?

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Name Generator

--The Machine Gun of Enlightened Compassion

 

[MrBishop]

Yeah...I posted it somewhere a while back..as I recall, I was "Brother hand-grenade of sweet reason.

Perhaps I've gotten a promotion. I should go back

**
Woot!

The Broadsword of Reasoned Discussion

 

[Inkara1]

I might have to join the FSM church specifically for the pirate stuff.

 

[chcr]

I might have to join the FSM church specifically for the pirate stuff.

Okay, but wait a couple of secs.

 

[A.B.Normal]

A.B. I have no clue of what your Av means, but it makes me want to laugh every time I see it.

As chcr said ,but the abbreviation stands for "what would Flying Spaghetti Monster do"

 

[MrBishop]

Ooh! they have a 'submit art' button

You've heard of Grateful Dead - meet the Jolly Demised

 

[chcr]

Don't forget the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

 

[MrBishop]

Blasphemy!!

May the followers of the IPU be struck blind by HIS mighty noodly appendage!

*
Besides..the pink writing gives me a headache.