What's this in the karma?

[Inkara1]

who gave me bad karma after all the good i got

You DO know it says who did right next to the karma, right?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Try harder in future. But then, failures SOP for you guys, isn't it?

Is it out choice in mushrooms that offend you so dear?

BTW - How exactly DOES a mushroom rape & pillage???

 

[Professur]

Is it out choice in mushrooms that offend you so dear?

BTW - How exactly DOES a mushroom rape & pillage???

It's more the disrespect. I mean, you don't make jokes about Roast Jew in front of a holocaust survivor, do ya?


And As for how a mushroom rapes and pillages? With style, dah-lin. With style..

 

[AlphaTroll]

Sorry hun, just had the most bizarre picture in my head of an army of button mushrooms raping & pillaging their way through the refrigarator!

 

[Professur]

*Monty Python* Noone expects the Spanish ...err ....Spanish Onion!!!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yes, they certainly know how to keep order ... (general nodding) ... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
(more general murmurs of agreement)

(If it's Monty Python we're a-going...)

 

[Professur]

Am I the only one who has trouble keeping the Monty Python and Mel Brooks Spanish Inquisition skits seperate? Now I've got dancing nuns in my head, being attacked by button mushrooms.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yegads, I have a disturbingly hilarious show of dancing nuns, Ni soldiers, onions and African swallows going on in here...and the mushrooms....always the damned mushrooms...

 

[BeardofPants]

"I always knew there would be mushrooms in hell" -monkeyislandsomethingorother

Oh, and prof, if ye be short on balls, try these

 

[Professur]

Do you have any idea how silly I'd look wearing a set of those?

 

[Nixy]

"I always knew there would be mushrooms in hell" -monkeyislandsomethingorother

Oh, and prof, if ye be short on balls, try these

For the size of a truck them balls be pretty small!! I saw nuts on a BULLDOG same size as those!

 

[Professur]

For the size of a truck them balls be pretty small!! I saw nuts on a BULLDOG same size as those!

I'll refrain from asking why your attention was focused on a canine's crotch.

 

[Nixy]

I saw the dog walking down the street when I was stopped at a stop sign and I thought "Wow that's a cute dog" and then as I was driving by I saw it's balls...there was no FOCUS

 

[Professur]

So you were looking at a dog's balls while driving? And exactly how stoned were you to be thinking "wow that's a cute dog" about a Bulldog. And if there wasn't any focus, how did you manage to see it's face and ass? Seems to me you'd have had to turn your head.

 

[Nixy]

So you were looking at a dog's balls while driving? And exactly how stoned were you to be thinking "wow that's a cute dog" about a Bulldog. And if there wasn't any focus, how did you manage to see it's face and ass? Seems to me you'd have had to turn your head.

Do I need to draw you a picture?? I will!

 

[Professur]

A picture of a bulldog's balls? No thanks, I'll pass.

 

[Nixy]

Ok, you see...I was the red square...stopped on a stop sign. The blue circle is the bulldog...I then started to turn (I am now the pink square) and by that time the bulldog was the green circle...so I was looking at the dog while I turned (shush about how I am suppose to be looking where I am going, that is irrelevant here) and therefore I was looking at the dog from the side.

 

[Professur]

Ok, you see...I was the red square...stopped on a stop sign. The blue circle is the bulldog...I then started to turn (I am now the pink square) and by that time the bulldog was the green circle...so I was looking at the dog while I turned (shush about how I am suppose to be looking where I am going, that is irrelevant here) and therefore I was looking at the dog from the side.

I'm still waiting for the part where you didn't turn your head to look at the mutts package.

 

[Nixy]

I'm still waiting for the part where you didn't turn your head to look at the mutts package.

I turned my head to look at the DOG in general. I did not KNOW he had balls!

 

[Professur]

I turned my head to look at the DOG in general. I did not KNOW he had balls!

I think I'll just save that comment for later.