When Will You DIE?

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http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 14, 2039
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (16%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%) thought this would be higher

 

[Bungi]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

[size=+4]October 24, 2061 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 73 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (11%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
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[chcr]

Internal Server Error

On the second page of the test.

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (26%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

 

[Gonz]

November 4, 2031
at the age of 68 years old.
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)...I could live with that

 

[Dave]

[size=+4]April 28, 2040 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 77 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Heart Attack (31%)

Cancer (15%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

Alcoholism (7%)

Homicide (6%)

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[HeXp£Øi±]

Hey spot, i guess since you think you're going to live to the ripe old age of 77 you felt you had the time to individually insert every one of those skulls.

 

[Dave]

got skulls?

 

[paul_valaru]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 22, 2034
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Sex with an Obese Person (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

 

[tonksy]

March 23, 2043
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)

 

[chcr]

It won't let me past the first page of the test. I wonder if that means I'm never going to die, or that I'm going to die on my way home.

 

[PT]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

[size=+4]November 24, 2040 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 70 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Cancer (31%)

Heart Attack (14%)

Electrolysis (9%)

Drowning (5%)
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[samcurry]

DAMN i only got about 25 years left. It was nice knowing you all.
[size=+4]November 30, 2028 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 64 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Cancer (20%)

Heart Attack (12%)

Electrolysis (9%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

Drowning (9%)

Alcoholism (7%)

Wild Animal Mauling (7%)[/size]

 

[lacemyster]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 21, 2059
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

*edit: The math doesn't add right, it says that I'm 12 right now. What the hell?*

 

[chcr]

Got it to work here at home, maybe I shouldn't have:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 17, 2021
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)

Heart Attack (18%)

Drowning (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) --I'd be so proud...

 

[A.B.Normal]

After seeing everyone elses ,I'm a little concerned that I have only a slighter chance of dieing from a heart attack than I do of Alien abduction.I'm sure if I'm abducted by aliens a heart attack would follow ,so which would be the cause?

 

[FluerVanderloo]

January 15, 2055
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

 

[IDLEchild]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 15, 2068
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (29%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)83

 

[SexyBoo]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

[size=+4]November 18, 2047 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 73 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Cancer (20%)

Alcoholism (18%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Homicide (11%)

Heart Attack (10%)

Suicide (6%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)

Drowning (6%)
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation sounds interesting...

 

[Squiggy]

ANYTHING erotic would probably be interesting at 73.