Would You Date Me?

[whoreable]

Hi, I'm Reset Smith. I'm 4 years old. I enjoy jet pack racing, human boxing, and early titte brothers. My ideal date would be with a female human who is at least four feet shorter than me and light enough for me to carry above my head and sprint for one hundred yards. We could go to a nice appliance store and grab the spinning fans or maybe go stare at an eclipse WHILE SCREAMING AT IT! And that man was Eli Whitney. Then we could retire back to my place and play one hundred games of video pong...pong...or simply get to know one another by dragging each other around my living room with a large magnet...I'm talking...My favorite movie is the Apple Dumpling Gang...Conway...I have a real sweet tooth.

 

[Shadowfax]

that's a negative sir....i am a meat popsicle



now where did i hear that one before? it just popped into my head

 

[Ardsgaine]

My favorite movie is the Apple Dumpling Gang...Conway

OMG!!! I LOVE that movie!! Tim Conway is the greatest! What are you doing Saturday night???

Oh, wait... aren't you like, a guy or something?

 

[freako104]

nope. never. i prefer women older than me

 

[Dave]

i am a meat popsicle



now where did i hear that one before? it just popped into my head

bruce willis in 5th element

 

[Spirit]

:love5: