Would you support a war if...

[Jeslek]

Given: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/wnt/World/iraq030313_strike.html

Would you support a war if Saddam makes the first move and launches an attack against U.S. or British soldiers? Or would that be a justified response to the buildup of forces in the Middle East?

 

[Professur]

I support war, no matter who starts it. It's good for the economy. Look at the huge boom after WWII. The economy needs that kind of lift.

Besides, aren't the experts always going on about world overcrowding? Here's a good chance to thin the herd. Now if we could only stop those human shields from leaking back.

 

[Jeslek]

 

[Squiggy]

Why don't you stop pretending to be patriotic and brave. Quit school, enlist and take your candy ass over there. The school will still be here when you get back. Otherwise, STFU.

 

[Professur]

He wouldn't know what country to enlist in.


BTW, you said when.

 

[Jeslek]

Oh I would know where to enlist, United States Air Force. I'm doing that as soon as I graduate.

 

[Professur]

At your age, I was looking at joining the Navy.

 

[Q]

Jerrek, you ARE NOT a citizen of the United States. You don't like our tax system, you don't like our laws. You would be the LAST person I would ever want to go into war for my country. I'd rather go over there myself as opposed to having you armed in the name of the United States.

 

[Gonz]

as soon as I graduate.

You keep saying this. Fine. Until you do; learn, live, understand.

 

[Q]

Lets ship him over there as the sacrificial moron.

 

[Gonz]

The battalion has ordered small bags for the men to carry to collect a dead marine's personal effects. "If we don't get those, everybody's carrying zip-locks," the officer said.

Each man should carry his personal items in the cargo pocket of his trousers, which will be cut open and quickly emptied if he is killed. Two dog tags, one around the neck and one in a boot. Four dead marines are considered a mass casualty, with its own mortality team. Chemical attack casualties ("dirty" corpses) bring yet another team.

Dead Iraqis are to be searched for military items, like maps. "No trophies or anything like that," Captain Hamilton said. If the marines must bury them, they are to do so with their heads pointing southwest, toward Mecca. "Some of this is just Geneva Convention, and some of this is just common sense and doing the right thing," Captain Hamilton said.

even the enemy is respected.

 

[Squiggy]

The enemy should always be respected.

 

[Squiggy]

Join the Marines, JizLik. You won't make it through boot camp, but you'll definately know what sex you are when they throw your candy ass out.

 

[Jeslek]

At your age, I was looking at joining the Navy.

Actually, me too. It is a tossup between the Navy and the Air Force.

Jerrek, you ARE NOT a citizen of the United States.

Odd.

You don't like our tax system

True, I think it can be improved by changing a lot of things.

you don't like our laws.

No idea where that came from.

You would be the LAST person I would ever want to go into war for my country.

You wouldn't go into war. YOU would rather sell us out. Socialist.

I'd rather go over there myself as opposed to having you armed in the name of the United States.

What? So you can be a human shield for Saddam?

Lets ship him over there as the sacrificial moron.

Welfare check late again?

what sex you are

I am male. Don't be an idiot.

 

[PT]

At your age, I was looking at joining the Navy.

Actually, me too. It is a tossup between the Navy and the Air Force.

Jerrek, you ARE NOT a citizen of the United States.

Odd.

You don't like our tax system

True, I think it can be improved by changing a lot of things.

you don't like our laws.

No idea where that came from.

You would be the LAST person I would ever want to go into war for my country.

You wouldn't go into war. YOU would rather sell us out. Socialist.

I'd rather go over there myself as opposed to having you armed in the name of the United States.

What? So you can be a human shield for Saddam?

Lets ship him over there as the sacrificial moron.

Welfare check late again?

what sex you are

I am male. Don't be an idiot.

Just making sure you don't come back and edit this one out...

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Jeslek]

Believe me, I will not. The moderator might.

 

[Gonz]

Q hasn't said enough to be considered a socialist, a dem or a conservative & she owns her own company so that leaves welfare out. you're looking for an ass-kicking

 

[Jeslek]

hah.

 

[PT]

I just hope I get a good seat when it comes.