Ye scurvy dog.

[chcr]

Don't ye be fergettin' that Friday be International Talk like a Pirate Day.

Anyone nay talkin' like a swashbuckler will receive 10 lashes an' be forced t' walk th' plank.

 

[tonksy]

Aye aye, matey!

 

[MrBishop]

Wench! More beer!

 

[tonksy]

Arr, Keep ya britches on, ya yellowed-bellied sea bass!

 

[pc_builder]

why is all me rum gone?

 

[chcr]

Arrrhh...
I had me a powerful thirst, matey.

 

[Inkara1]

Why do pirates' print jobs always look like shit coming off the press? Because you're supposed to use CMYK color separations... but they always save their files as ARRRR-GB.

 

[POStech]

what be a pirates fav fast food?




Arrrrrrrrby's

 

[Inkara1]

Why were pirates mad when the Constitution was ratified? They preferred the ARRRR-ticles of Confederation.