yet another man bashing thread

[Leslie]

*disclaimer* this is a joke...it is only a joke. no statement is to be interpreted as factual or referring to any person real or imagined.

Men are like........Laxatives........They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like....... Bananas........The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like........Vacations........They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like........Weather........Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like........Blenders........You need one, but you're not quite sure why..

Men are like........Chocolate Bars........Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like....... Coffee........The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like........Commercials........You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like........Department Stores.......Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like........Government Bonds........They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like........Mascara........They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like........Popcorn........They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like........Snowstorms........You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

Men are like........Lava Lamps........Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like........Parking Spots........All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped



*j/k*

 

[chcr]

Umm... okay.

 

[freako104]

 

[Shadowfax]

are you referring to me, leslie?

 

[alex]

What gender is it?

If I may add to this thread:


Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway - Male, because it uses the same lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because in time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.