You know you're tired when...

[MrBishop]

..put MrsBish on hold to take another call. Put a second call on hold, then answered the second hold (not MrsBish) with "I can't wait to get over there and molest you" in a deep breathy voice. Still don't know who it was 'cause they hung up


*Did I mention that I work for a church?

 

[Panoramic World]

LOL


This is why I stopped going to church.

 

[MrBishop]

LOL


This is why I stopped going to church.

You got an obsene phone call from the church secretary?

 

[Panoramic World]

No

Kept having this one presist who keeps trying to pester me into having a private conversation with him about losing my faith. Hence...why I dont go to church.

 

[Leslie]

I just flipped out and got all confused cause the sugar wouldn't pour out of the diner sugar jar pourer thingie.

Turns out I was holding it with the hole up instead of down.

 

[HomeLAN]

Same diner that fucked up a BLT? May I suggest dropping them from your routine?

 

[Leslie]

But it's two doors away

I guess I could just get off my ass and make my own.

 

[BeardofPants]

Was it white? I bet that was a Kodak moment.

Why yes, yes it was.

 

[chcr]

But it's two doors away

I guess I could just get off my ass and make my own.

Nah, that'd be cooking.

 

[Sharky]

Every morning on my way home from work, I stop at the post office to pick up my mail. More often than not, with the PO box key in my other hand, I point the remote control for my truck door locks at my mailbox and press the "unlock" button.

 

[MrBishop]

Rofl!!!

 

[PrincessLissa]

...when you pour coffee into the baby's bottle.

Yes, I know it is from a movie, but I have almost done it.

 

[BeardofPants]

* Sharky You're sooo cute...

 

[Sharky]

* Sharky You're sooo cute...

 

[BeardofPants]