You might be a redneck if...

Discussion in 'The Real World' started by SouthernN'Proud, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    You might be a redneck if ..

    it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
    God ..."

    you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public

    you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival;"

    you bow your head when someone prays;

    you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National

    you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have;

    you've never burned an American flag;

    you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is

    you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same;

    you'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    Take that, Foxworthy.
  2. Gato_Solo

    Gato_Solo Out-freaking-standing OTC member

    I'm not a redneck, but I approve this message... *peace* :headbng2: :wink2:
  3. PostCode

    PostCode Major contributor!

    Ohhhhh now your callin' me a hillbilly.

  4. Gato_Solo

    Gato_Solo Out-freaking-standing OTC member

    It was either that, or CDAT...Which do you prefer? :D :lloyd:
  5. chcr

    chcr Too cute for words

    Well now, I don't necessarily bow my head when someone prays, depends on the circumstances. Oh, and I'm a cheap bastard so you'd have to convince me that you really needed that last dollar. Other than that, I guess I'm a redneck. :shrug:
  6. PostCode

    PostCode Major contributor!

    That's a lose lose situation...

    I'm screwed either way. :lol2:

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