You might be a redneck if...

SouthernN'Proud

SouthernN'Proud

Southern Discomfort
You might be a redneck if ..

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God ..."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places;

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival;"

you bow your head when someone prays;

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem;

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have;

you've never burned an American flag;

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening;

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same;

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.










Take that, Foxworthy.
 
Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
SouthernN'Proud said:
You might be a redneck if ..

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God ..."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places;

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival;"

you bow your head when someone prays;

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem;

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have;

you've never burned an American flag;

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening;

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same;

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.










Take that, Foxworthy.
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I'm not a redneck, but I approve this message... *peace* :headbng2: :wink2:
 
chcr

chcr

Too cute for words
Well now, I don't necessarily bow my head when someone prays, depends on the circumstances. Oh, and I'm a cheap bastard so you'd have to convince me that you really needed that last dollar. Other than that, I guess I'm a redneck. :shrug:
 
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