Your thoughts on porn...

Altron

Well-Known Member
Ardsgaine said:
Jerrek said:
Altron said:
Aunty Em said:
PuterTutor said:
I had that Bo Playboy. Wish I still had it, but then it was hardly near mint condition. Alot of memories with that issue. :rfap:

Hmmm, you sure they weren't wet dreams? :p

I've never had a wet dream :(
Neither have I. Don't feel bad.

Perhaps if you cut back to twice an hour. :)

Ok, has anyone here had a wet dream?
Ards, it's not twice an hour. Once a day would be closer...
 

Spirit

Kissy Goddess
Ardsgaine said:
......Yeah, we've digressed a bit... did you find out what you wanted to know about people's attitudes towards porn? Should I be looking for you in a future edition of Playboy? :D;)

Yeah... I was pretty curious as to what people thought of that. I wouldn't make Playboy, that's for sure!! But ummm...


I like how you think, Ards.
 

75renegade

New Member
Jerrek said:
Err, ok then I don't have enough of where it counts. ;)

Don't feel too bad Bro............

For jus' a mere, $59.95, you too, can join the, Hung Like A Barnswallow" Club, where our motto is, "Bein' small, isn't all".:D

Actually its all "relative".......as ya know. (Jus' find a smaller woman);)
 

Jeslek

Banned
75renegade said:
Jerrek said:
Err, ok then I don't have enough of where it counts. ;)

Don't feel too bad Bro............

For jus' a mere, $59.95, you too, can join the, Hung Like A Barnswallow" Club, where our motto is, "Bein' small, isn't all".:D

Actually its all "relative".......as ya know. (Jus' find a smaller woman);)
Yes I get those emails all the time. I'm rather content how I am. I am not going to be a porn star so I don't need 8 inches and I don't need to be cut. And for the rest, well, ... as long as my friends don't do something disturbing in the winter, outside, I think I will be fine. :)
 

75renegade

New Member
Aunty Em said:
but beauty trumps everything. It's the rock bottom measurement. The one thing that women want no matter what else they have. Men use strength/size for the same thing.

So why DO most girls wanna look like Barbie and most guys like Action man if it isn't something that's been drilled into them from a young age? It never used to be like that - I could have cared less when I was 8 or 9(I'm 47 btw), it's really changed in the last 25 years. Are you trying to tell me that the constant bombardment from advertisers and other similar sources has no effect on our children or their self image? I'd really like to know why there are so many little girls of 8 and 9 walking around in fashions I wouldn't put on a sixteen-year old because they are too damn tarty? It isn't their mums who are doing it, it's what the kids want. Maybe it's not the same in the states.... :shrug:

I think a develomental psychologist would have a field day with you. Unfortunately I'm not one and can't argue from that position of knowledge about the development of the child and the effect of outside influences on the human psyche.

Say Auntie, did ya ever look inside "Action Man's" trousers?...........nothin' but a small plastic lump...........

Hardly pleasin', to those who look fer more, in a man.

......Actually, he makes me proud!!:D
 

Jeslek

Banned
I can't say whats worse... my sister constantly bickering about getting new barbies, or now that she's grown out of that into Britney Spears and boy bands galore.
 

PT

Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite
You know, I can't remember ever having a wet dream either :confuse3:

The Playboy I'm referring to was her little beach romp, she was alone and it was soon after the movie "10" came out, because I remember that was on the cover as well.
 

Jeslek

Banned
PuterTutor said:
You know, I can't remember ever having a wet dream either :confuse3:
Good, that means you're normal and not fooled by those "going blind" or "all your dead relatives are watching you!!" stories.
 

75renegade

New Member
Jerrek said:
75renegade said:
Jerrek said:
Err, ok then I don't have enough of where it counts. ;)

Don't feel too bad Bro............

For jus' a mere, $59.95, you too, can join the, Hung Like A Barnswallow" Club, where our motto is, "Bein' small, isn't all".:D

Actually its all "relative".......as ya know. (Jus' find a smaller woman);)
Yes I get those emails all the time. I'm rather content how I am. I am not going to be a porn star so I don't need 8 inches and I don't need to be cut. And for the rest, well, ... as long as my friends don't do something disturbing in the winter, outside, I think I will be fine. :)

LMAO @ Jer!:D

........I jus' dont' wanna know what yer friends do outside, in the winter, but the thought of it tickled me!!:D
 

Jeslek

Banned
They tied me naked to a tree once... in the summer. I can't possibly tell you how thankful I'm for it being summer and not winter (because some girls were watching and I'd hate, HATE the "cold effect")
 

75renegade

New Member
Jerrek said:
They tied me naked to a tree once... in the summer. I can't possibly tell you how thankful I'm for it being summer and not winter (because some girls were watching and I'd hate, HATE the "cold effect")

"Shrivel an' Die"................but "die" with yer boots on mate!!
 

Jeslek

Banned
I just had an extremely disturbing thought... They took pictures of me... No I didn't agree, but they did it anyways. Could that be considerd porn? I mean, the bondage, nudity, and err, ... the usual when a girl stares at your crotch... I got the pictures alright, and they probably do too (even though they told me they will "destroy" it)... *frown* This is rather disturbing me now. :eek:
 

75renegade

New Member
Jerrek said:
I just had an extremely disturbing thought... They took pictures of me... No I didn't agree, but they did it anyways. Could that be considerd porn? I mean, the bondage, nudity, and err, ... the usual when a girl stares at your crotch... I got the pictures alright, and they probably do too (even though they told me they will "destroy" it)... *frown* This is rather disturbing me now. :eek:

The shit ya come up with, sounds like some kinda porn to me alrighty................does it scare ya like it scares me?:eek13: :D
 

Jeslek

Banned
unclehobart said:
Why do you refer to people who tie you naked to a tree against your will and take pictures as friends?
Because it was a practical joke :) Even though I didn't think of it like that at that time, after a few days I saw the humor in it and had to admit it was a pretty goot trick. Besides, I got revenge of sorts, and they got revenge, and its an endless process of FUN... Regardless of all the odd things we do, we are FRIENDS ... ;)
 

Aunty Em

Well-Known Member
75renegade said:
Say Auntie, did ya ever look inside "Action Man's" trousers?...........nothin' but a small plastic lump...........

Hardly pleasin', to those who look fer more, in a man.

......Actually, he makes me proud!!:D

Yes, there was some debate a few years back with the feminists about Action Man not being anatomically correct, so they gave him a pair of flesh coloured underpants to solve the problem! :rolleyes:

I can't see what the problem is, after all my daughter has 2 baby dolls (Tommy Tiny Tears and Fischer Price) which have "willies", so if it's ok for them why not Action Man? :shrug: :laugh2:
 
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