Nacho Libre XXX - in Montreal

[MrBishop]

http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,73056-0.html?tw=rss.index

Imagine an X-Rated treasure hunt, involving nudity, orgies, gags (jokes, not ball-gags), and other stupid things that you can do as a team in public, all the while wearing Nacho Libre-type wrestling masks - now imagine taping it!

Coming soon to Montreal!

 

[Uki Chick]

You'd have to give me a lot more than $500 as an incentive to do that.

 

[Gato_Solo]

So how is that different than any other day in Montreal?

 

[MrBishop]

We don't call them masks the rest of the time...just 'toques' or 'balaclavas'

 

[chcr]

We don't call them masks the rest of the time...just 'toques' or 'balaclavas'

Greek pastries?????

 

[Gato_Solo]

Greek pastries?????

You've never eaten Canadian? Their women taste just like it...

 

[Gonz]

Greek pastries, women, Nixy...there has to be a joke there, somewhere.

 

[MrBishop]

Greek pastries, women, Nixy...there has to be a joke there, somewhere.

Baklava = sweet, yet nutty with a flaky exterior
Nixy = *not going there

 

[MrBishop]

Greek pastries?????

You're thinking baklava, chic.

This is a balaclava

One goes in your face - one goes on your face
As for Nixy .....

 

[POStech]

Greek pastries?????

 

[Gato_Solo]

Baklava = sweet, yet nutty with a flaky exterior

Yep. Thats it. Canadian women taste just like that.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Makes perfect sense. Their bacon tastes like ham.

 

[chcr]

Greek pastries, women, Nixy...there has to be a joke there, somewhere.

Geek pasties?????

 

[Gonz]

3.5/5 for effort

 

[Leslie]

Makes perfect sense. Their bacon tastes like ham.

That's cause you people down there keep eating ham and calling it bacon.

I didn't even know what "Canadian" bacon was till someone here told me. Bacon is...bacon.

 

[BB]

Baklava = sweet, yet nutty with a flaky exterior
Nixy = *not going there

What's wrong with Nixy, eh Bish?

Explain yourself Sir!!


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familiarity breeds contempt?

J/K

Gotta be careful with how ye post stuff sometimes mate ...

(i'd take him to task on that one Nixy - we are due a worthy flame war here )

best, BB

 

[Leslie]

I think he's not going there cause he is askeered of her. And he should be!

 

[BB]

"askeered" ????

...sounds kinky?

(genuinely don't know the word!)

xx

 

[Sharky]

"askeered" ????

...sounds kinky?

(genuinely don't know the word!)

xx

That's Canuckian/hillbilly/redneck for "scared".

I think he's not going there cause he is askeered of her. And he should be!

Nobody wants to be trouted by Nixy.

 

[BB]

oh dear .. at the expense of seeming terribly parochial ...

"trouted"?


Cheers for the description Sharky - but until my burgeoning imagination is met by any semblance of understanding ... i am beginning to wonder just what it is about our good Nixy that creates so many legends!

(Don't worry Nixy - i'm sure Sharky can explain! )

best, BB

xx