Being the cheap bastard that I am I go to Wal-Mart. Why should I pay the Big Ego Local shop owner 15-20% more for the same thing I can get cheaper at Wal-Mart.
Traffic Dear Mr Fantasy
Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar
Make it snappy
You are the one who can make us all laugh
But doing that you break out in tears
Please don't be sad if it was a...
I could really get myself in trouble here by being Politically Incorrect. Oh what the Hell, the worst I can get is Moderated or Yelled at.
Let's play "Chuck the Chink."