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  1. Altron

    Who put the "POT" in "PoTUS"

    This is a good move. We initially had a very state-oriented government, which transformed into a very federalist government over the centuries. Remember in the 80s, when they took away the state's rights in reference to the drinking age? This is a step in the right direction - these laws...
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    On the public dime ...

    You better watch out - if he goes swimming in a pool, people might try to harpoon him so that they can use his blubber as fuel oil. Biodiesel anyone?
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    You be the judge

    If they know that killing someone while drunk driving results in decades in prison, they'll call a damn cab. Or sleep on the couch. Or anything that doesn't involve drunk driving. If you know you can't make a responsible decision after two drinks, then don't order a third. If you know you don't...
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    You be the judge

    At least kill the first guy. "Execution is too expensive"? Really? I mean, really? It costs tens of thousands of dollars a year to feed, house, and clothe prisoners. This asshole is looking at what, decades in prison? So we can piss away more money keeping him alive? Electric chair might not...
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    $400 per gallon

    erm, so why is it the US's job to spend hideous amounts of money just to fight some towelheads in some desert on the other side of the world? unless we're conquering valuable property, there's no point to it
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    On the public dime ...

    Here's an idea. Why don't his two caretakers (presumably paid for by the government) not feed him 20,000 calories of food? If it's a compulsive eating order, he can't stop himself from eating. Does that mean that no one else can stop him from eating either? Hell no. Do his caretakers have...
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    On the public dime ...

    http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/9f/95/l3432b3980001_2_1635.jpg
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    On the public dime ...

    The delivery man?
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    On the public dime ...

    Well, it's certainly an under-utilization of the Chinook's lifting capabilities. That is one amazing bird. It has a load capacity of 28,000 pounds, enough to lift the man in question and 27 of his fattest friends. With a maximum speed of 170 knots, he won't have long to wait either. My dad...
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    Mexico is about to be rickrolled

    I don't think that hurrican is ever going to give it up. It might let down some people in the area, though. If it rains a lot, it might make them cry. But, like any other hurricane, after a few days it will just say goodbye.
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    Magnetricity

    "Magnetic monopoles were first predicted to exist over a century ago" Ummmm, that isn't true. The divergence of a magnetic field is zero! ergo, magnetic monopoles do not exist. That is what the physics of 1909 predicted. this is an interesting quantum effect. more and more, we are seeing...
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    Wow....SO glad the Seahawks passed on Sanchez!

    people in my neck of the woods seem to be pretty happy that the Jets picked up Sanchez.
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    A fan with no blades?

    Maybe there's a compressor or fan or something in the bottom, and it pressurizes the inside of the ring, and lets the air flow out at certain points along the ring, creating a venturi?
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    Baracktoberfest!

  15. Altron

    For those of you who care about more than yourself and your own selfish aims!

    And that, my friends, is why political parties are a terrible, terrible thing.
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    For those of you who care about more than yourself and your own selfish aims!

    Ummm... so let me get this right... this is a petition to not allow individual congressmen and congresswomen to vote for what they feel is best for the country, but instead force them to vote along party lines? Essentially meaning that individual senators would not have their own vote? I thought...
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    Nobel Prize Awarded to....Guess, Go On............

    "a world without nuclear weapons" yeah, let's take the weapons away from free, democratic countries, so if any dictator can get his hands on one, we'll all be at his mercy. Should we all cancel our car insurance, and hope that doing so prevents car accidents? I mean, having nuclear...
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    I sent a PM to tonksy....

    :tomato:
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    I sent a PM to tonksy....

    Impressive. Never thought you could say that...
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    I sent a PM to tonksy....

    I think there is a far more pressing slander occurring within your posts. You have made a mockery of Ceiling Cat in your avatar. You fool! Don't you know that Ceiling Cat is not to be trifled with? Do you think he is a feline punchline to all your jokes? Blasphemy! Test his patience no farther...
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