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    WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

    *has visions of a scene from a Harold Loydd movie* Dude, hire a crane or summit ;) Thinkin': Why do ya need a copier at the top of a church....don't god turn up (or the metatron or summit....wichever version yer believe) and deliver his notes personally.....or has he gone all techno...
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    prepare to be boarded...

    Polly want a cracker! :lloyd:
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    Circumsicion

    *nods* Sounds about right......i've heard only bad things about that Oz bloke...
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    Circumsicion

    There's a name I ain't seen for a while. Wotever happened to that guy? He was pretty cool :)
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    Queef

    Wot? So yer can hop into bed and say to yer boyfriend "We've got to try this! A bloke on the internet told me how to do it!" :D uh huh.......that'll go down well ;)
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    Queef

    :eek6: I dunno if I can draw it :confused: (I dunno wot it looks like, me eyes are usually elsewhere at the time....like aimed at the headboard of the bed :P I could always show yer how to do it.....but I don't fancy an irate Mr BoP after me blood ;)
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    Queef

    :rofl:
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    Queef

    Bloody hell! :eek: and I thought I had a kinky side! Nah hun.....might be a bit powerfull.......on the plus side tho' it would prolly blow the wax outa yer ears.....on the downside, when yer do let all that air loose, all the ships from NZ to Boston will head away from shore ;)
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    Queef

    Erm......no. The idea is to force a lil' air in....not suck everything out ;)
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    Queef

    I know a trick that'll bring on a quick one if yer interested bop :brow: Might be kinda hard to demonstrate via the internet tho' :D
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    60 pounds of ballerina

    Yer kids are adorable (as ever) tonks :) I'm sure in another 15 years they'll be setting the ballerina world afire ;)
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    Lets play word association

    beach
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    the bodies under the deck

    *nods* Unc? I think Paul has come up with the perfect solution :)
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    the bodies under the deck

    I can see the logic there *nods* But....wot if it/they don't run.....do yer really want a buncha beasties, full of hot sauce, living under yer house? :alienhuh:
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    Family Holidays...god help me

    My sympathies :( *lived for four years with a jewish lass......had to do the whole thing as "non-jew boyfriend of prize daughter that nobody liked"* I lasted until about the third course when I made me gob go and was asked to leave the table :blush:
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    the bodies under the deck

    Pfft.....the best way to warm something up is heat.....and friction causes heat.....start rubbing two things together and yer'll soon feel yerself warming up ;)
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    Super Size Me

    Eating burgers, drinking pop and 500 steps a day (500 steps a day?? that can't be right.....I walk more stairs than that in an average day) makes you unhealthy eh? remarkable..........
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    Both a love and a lifestyle

    Yeah.....just read Rob's post in another thread :d'oh: Y'know, I don't think I've ever had their stout :eek: :ashamed: Their bitter didn't suit me at all, so i didn't shadow their pubs after that.
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    Both a love and a lifestyle

    *blinks* It is?.....Rob, if yer ever get tired of the tonksy, I'll have her :brow: ;) I do like to see woman of good taste :cool: Not the biggest fan of Sam Smith brews....bit watery. but theakstons old peculiar is perfectly acceptable.....more than acceptle...it's so acceptable that I...
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    Both a love and a lifestyle

    *inspects contents of the fridge* Where is the Newcastle Brown?? :alienhuh:
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