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Are you really Santa? Or are you just saying that so I'd sit on your lap?

But that's part of the fun. Escpecially if you're broke. It's my new strategy - I am gonna order pizza and when it's delivered I will answer the door nekkid. The sight of my naked body will gross him out so much he will drop the pizza and run away. Therefore I will score some free pie :D (And...

Autumn here too - temps seem to go crazy worse than a pre mental pausal hooker though. Crazy cold one day then flippen hot the next.

It wasn't a plane Paul. Santa farted.

Hey, ugly people fuck too! :mope: (Well, we try to anyway)

Hello Red :wave: So where are our old friens Yahoo & MSN? ;) Oh, I know - let's ask Jeeves mmmkay?

Yeah - two different microwaves :D

OK smartypants, where does the name peas come from?

Custard lover custard lover, lousy little custard lover! (Sung to the tune of that old schoolyard classic "Nana nana nanaaaaa naa")

Of course you came up with a better answer. You have time to think about such things. I merely post and run ;) So, what was the answer???

I wonder how mermaids have sex? And also, who thought up the name peanuts. Did some oke pee on the nuts and then ate them - finding them slightly salty afterwards?

Sho'gun innit?

Well I know for sure you're an anti-semite if you don't like deep fried mongoose toes.

Yeah, last time I farted into the microwave and put it on high we had to evacuate the neighbourhood.

You're referring to yourself in the third person?

After the drought I'd been having I sure am enjoying the copious amounts of copulation lately ;)

No, you're a racist because you don't like custard :tardbang:

I could say that it is because I am so incredibly hot and they are irresistably drawn to the heat. But that would be a bold faced lie. I am only moderately hot ;) (It's the ex...we are kinda flaming up again. Tht's the strange thing with me and exes, they always want to come back for...

Oh are we talking foodstuff? In that case - nacho's and milk are a winner

I usually discover that I need to pee.