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[Dave]

i wish it would rain for the next few days

 

[Professur]

i wish it would rain for the next few days

Granted. AT, start spitting.

 

[tonksy]

Thanks Dave
Just started raining here.

 

[Nixy]

16 and clear here!

 

[Nixy]

If I repeatedly spit in the general direction of my monitor when I read certain members' posts, do you suppose they'd feel it and fuck off?

Is it for their knocking of Robbie Williams? Can I join in too? Pretty please?!

 

[Dave]

Thanks Dave
Just started raining here.

i washed and waxed the car the other day specifically to make it rain. it worked.

 

[BeardofPants]

Thanks kaz, just what I needed - to be covered in kaz goo before going to work.

 

[Inkara1]

Wonderful!......Do you print copies?

Now that I'm free to joke about this sort of thing:

OOH! SEND ME ONE!

 

[simplyred]

Now that I'm free to joke about this sort of thing:

OOH! SEND ME ONE!

Except now he's not joking

 

[simplyred]

*noting the time of post

There should be a removable snore mechanism in some peoples noses!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Splinters!

Farking splinters.

 

[simplyred]

 

[AlphaTroll]

I thought I had a little pimple or summin on my chin, on the spot where I'd knocked myself with the breadboard. Turns out to be a splinter and I can't get it out without digging in my face. Or I have to wait for it to fester or summin.

 

[simplyred]

Ahh...see, another stupid stick moment!

Try drawing Salve. Put it on before bed, put a bandaide over it, and then maybe that will help draw it to the surface.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Like XtraX? Or Treksa? Last time I used the stuff it burnt my skin.

 

[simplyred]

The stuff I used was an off brand and smelled like tar.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yeah that's kinda the same smell I got from it, didn't look much different either.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I wonder how mermaids have sex?

And also, who thought up the name peanuts. Did some oke pee on the nuts and then ate them - finding them slightly salty afterwards?

 

[Professur]

I wonder how mermaids have sex?

With gys hung like sea-horses

And also, who thought up the name peanuts. Did some oke pee on the nuts and then ate them - finding them slightly salty afterwards?

funny enough, the same question popped into my mind last night. Not suprisingly, I came up with a better answer.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Of course you came up with a better answer. You have time to think about such things. I merely post and run

So, what was the answer???