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A Redneck from Alabama walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris to an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5000, and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank...

Those dual roofs are fairly common here, even though many are not enclosed. They are usually found over mobile homes- a tin roof on eight or ten tall posts and a foot or two above the trailer's roof. Not only does it cut the A.C. bill but also greatly extends the life of the shingle roof of the...

Thanks, good to be back. I've only missed one episode of Breaking Bad in 2 seasons. Some of my acquaintances refuse to give it a chance because illegal drugs are featured. Ostriches put their heads down in the sand. If you give the show a chance, you'll see it does not in any way glorify meth...

Hey, everyone- I'm back like bad money after a long hiatus. Laid off for awhile. Any BB fans here? I'm missing my show. It's going to be a long time until season 3, but at least there will be one to look forward to. Surfing the channels on my basic cable is pretty depressing. I was hoping the...

A young woman, a middle-aged woman, and an elderly woman were friends and doing the shopping thing together when they passed a lingerie store. The mannequin in the window featured a black leather corset, thigh-high black leather boots, and a black leather mask. The women had just been...

Good Freakin Patricia Neal Ripped to the Gills on TCM today::: Fountainhead, A Face in The Crowd, etc. "KLAATU- borata NIKTO"

Anybody watched that great HBO mini-series "John Adams" with Paul Giamatti? It ROCKS!

OOps- that was John Prine- here is Motorhead/ Girlschool with the dee-vine Miz M. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keO6yo253XY

Kim McAuliffe- she plays Gibson SG rhythm guitar for Girlschool- Can I has that cheeseburger? Just for a day& night? I promise to be semi-good the rest of the year! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEy6EuZp9IY

19 degrees night before last, pushing 80 today- if you don't like the weather in Georgia, hold still- it will change!

"They would tax you for sex, by the stroke, if they could somehow install a peter meter on your penis". OMG, that's hilarious! You should copyright that, if it's original, because it had Ginnie and me ROTFL! She is threatening (jokingly) to install such a meter. Thanks for the humor! :sex2:

Here's an old Irish toast: "May your house always be too small... - to hold all your friends".

Used to date a Jewish gal- she called them the "High Holy Days" She was a damned good egg- died in a car wreck. I ain't Jewish, but I light a candle in her memory every Hanukah. Don't believe in Jesus, either, but never offended when someone says "Merry Christmas" Wouldn't be offended if...

Happy Holidaze to everyone! Best wishes and good cheer, no matter what Invisible Man or Woman you pray to. We evolutionists are celebrating with homemade wine and blueberry pie! I have never been offended when anyone wishes me well, no matter what the religious context. Seriously, religion is a...

"Forget Race and Religion, - Dialectical Materialism is where it's at". "Say what you will about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos" - Hey, just having some fun with y'all! :roll:

Thanks, Gonz and the same back to ya. I found a woman-friend, which is all I wanted for Christmas. She's baking a blueberry pie, and distracting me in the best of ways... Happy holidaze to you all- may all good men get a piece on earth, or something like that...:banana:

Mmmm- what Gonz (and Homer) said- Real Deal Key lime pie would be great, but it looks like blueberry pie is what's up for today- and no complaints from my end! Love them blueberries!

Mmmm- tasty-looking cookies! I made some venison sausage and hoop cheese biscuits this morning, with cheese grits, scrambled eggs&smoked oysters on the side. Ginnie says she's gonna bake up something special this afternoon, involving blueberries, if I can keep my mitts off of her long enough...

Bush, hell- just a decoy. It's Cheney, dammit- behind the curtain and pulling the strings, like the Wizard of Oz