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I admit it. Its seriously attractive. Im not sure why. Maybe it has something to do with oral capacity? Whats sad is that Id feel just the opposite if it was some big heavy girl. Im disgusted at myself for this. Ill admit that. please subject me to your durision. Im pathetic.

I harken back fondley to my drunken excesses. Those were the days... especially that time last weekend! ;) I have this little chain saw... (heres the part where the real men come in and give me shit about the size of my chainsaw and brag about how many inches their chain is...) and it...

Well dont forget a whole bunch of people still believe that about those groups. They just no longer say it in mixed company anymore. Its essentially gone underground but it sure hasn’t gone away. Thats why its hard to tease discrimination from true difference and why we need to be awfully...

He is a superstar. Why shouldnt he play that way on the field? And since when was Randall Cunningham a bad quarterback? Just because a quarterback can run like a runningback doesnt make him a lesser quarterback. Welcome to 2005.

what was that about men are from penis and women are from.... err.... of course theres hard wiring differences. what a shock. theres also different reproductive organs too! ask a girl to show you sometime. and the hormones are a kicker. BUT we still dont know exactly how much is inate and how...

See boys and girls? You should have babies often and early. Or else get ridiculed by the majority. :D Is it a little better if your wife is half your age? :D

You chew them? Whats to chew? Yer supposed to shoot em down whole with a little horseradish and lemon and tabaski.

Gas logs?? Heresy! I wouldnt buy a house without at least one working fire place. My last one had a fire pit in the back yard too. I miss that... nothing like sitting up all night drinking around the fire pit roasting stuff and yackin it up.

Reminds me of the story about the Swedish guy who has (had?) the record for the most raw oysters eaten in one sitting. He qualfed down 33 DOZEN raw oysters in just a few hours. 33 dozen! And like a day later he went to the hospital for pains in his abdomen. And a foul order coming from his...

15,000 calories anyone? Im floored by this. She must either have the metabolism of a nuclear furnace. Or shes half snake. Or else its just a publicity stunt by the bar. Although apparently there were legal witnesses. Im so in love. She needs to marry me...

ah i see. the nemesis syndrome. ;) well cant blame him for being good. and really you should WANT him to face your team so you can have true vindication. having another team beat him isnt nearly as redemptive. i actually get mad when my team misses out on playing their arch rival (or someone im...

why? seems like a swell enough guy to me. i can think of a lot bigger assholes in the NFL.

How frustrating. I was stuck at a concert and had to get periodic updates by text message to my cell phone... Me and the other 50 guys pacing around in the hall grumbling at their cell phones. What was with the snow! No one said anything about snow! New England has the gods on their sides...

Come on folks. Its Indy and Philly all the way. Donovan is too confident and strong and they will never take another loss in the NFC Championship game. Not after the last three. They will be super pumped for that game. Sorry Falcons. And the Peyton Machine is just simply unstopable. No matter...

Yeah but 80% of every square km in Canada is too frozen to bury people in. :D

Yeah such a waste of land.... we could be using all that space for golf courses! I say we just shoot the dead into the sun. Along with our nuclear waste... and every Kenny G recording...

The point is in my scenario theres no point at all to actually killing anyone. If the terrorist THINKS we are killing people then we may as well be... even if we arent. And if killing his family members doesnt get him to talk then putting him in the comfy chair wont do any better (note Python...

Well you said it was "necessary". From that we can conclude its part of your portfolio and therefore WOULD happen. My portfolio consists of threatening with death the loved ones of the terrorist. My portfolio also includes hiring the best special effects studios in hollywood... see where im...

In my scenario was anybody shot?

Get real. What planet are you from. Rape is NEVER necessary as a means to military victory. Should we be raping those guys down there in Guantanamo so they tell us where the nukes are? Good lord... You DONT EVER make "torture" official US policy because its the worst possible thing you can...