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I like Nixy's dancing mouse, because it looks like it's about to keel over from exhaustion.

This is why I wanted the Kissy Goddess as one of my room mates.

Yes, I guess it's love. Maybe I don't need a new girlfriend. But I need some action, my arm is getting tired.

I have a girl friend, and she is curing me of my sex addiction. I may need a new girl friend.

I was seeing stars last night too. I passed out and bonked me noggin. I think I woke up smarter. which anit saying much Time will tell.

There once was a Governor who said "You can't legislate stupidity". That was the only thing Jesse Ventura was an expert on, stupidity. I'm all for Free Speech, but defacing a memorial? This went over the line.

im seeeeeeeeng duble. jizlick lukz lik lust larrynary

yUo try tiepeeng wen u r dreenkeen/

Nudder one I like. The Onion Field.

ok, mien fuhrer.

I thought the Mason/Dixon line was where your jr high girlfriend told you where your hands had to stop. Guys weren't allowed to go south of the line, even though their southern parts were becoming engorged. But we kept trying. Hence the saying "The South will rise again" And again.

I have been here a couple of days, so I was wondering if I could be an admin here, I will even accept a lowly moderator role if I had to. I know the internet pretty good so I think I could really be a good administrator here. Also I read all the archives and know some of the names here now...

I get annoyed with people who get annoyed easily.

woohoo Beer is good.

Being that I am fond of me kneecaps, I'll just mosey on thru.

post # 7431 The most intelligent thing I have ever written.

The Deer Hunter Apocalypse Now Full Metal Jacket The Grapes of Wrath To Kill a Mockingbird Taxi Driver The God Father The Killing Fields Platoon Animal House Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! :)

Well, if I had to choose 3, Q, Spirit and Leslie, would fit the bill. I need that many women to make sure my socks match.

This means you got your shit together, yes?

My thoughts exactly.