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But you see, that's misleading. We all know people with 2.2 million dollar homes but too broke to furnish 'em. I know of one that literally had sleeping bags and paper plates with a microwave for over three years because after buying it the dumbasses were too overextended to afford anything...

From yahoo news story I knew there was a reason I liked her...

...or some bass-ackward Arkansas redneck hillbilly shitbag cramming cigars into the hired help mayhap? (Hope I got all the stereotypes in)

"PB & J with the crusts cut off..."

It was a full 20 seconds before Candace noticed that the amusing native set her capris on fire while she lit her Virginia Slim.

I'm thinking if gas prices keep going up I'm gonna declare holy war on the Amish and surrender.

I put $49.99 in my pickemup truck this morning at 3.799 per. I flat refuse to spend fifty bucks on gas for a 12 year old truck. The e85 junk is 3.479 per here now.

We made carrot souffle over the weekend. Hmm... Tacos tonight. Humdrum, but good.

"Sorry Bridgette, I gotta go. I need to call a wrecker."

"Private Lewinsky reporting for duty, SIR!!!"

I dunno, but if the equation has anything to do with African swallows I'm screwed.

Was the taxi a 1990 or older model? If not we got a sex offender to register.

:errrr:

Sure I did. They weren't pop fluff no talent hacks though. They picked up instruments and actually played them. They also didn't cover Billy fuckin Joel.

And somebody else didn't. I like music too much to watch Idol.

Smart move. I would refer you to my childhood dentist, but he's dead. No I did NOT kill him.

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And we all know how reliable that is...

None for me, thanks. :choclate: I needed 'em as a kid but we couldn't afford 'em. I was given ice cream sticks and told to push my teeth back in line. By a dentist. :alienhuh:

Song For Absent Friends - The Four Horsemen