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But will it wait for it..... COUNT? :anon:

To keep the rat bastard from shootin' you in the back while you ain't looking. What's the point of bringing daisies to an enemy sworn to obliterate you?

"The earth is warming! The earth is warming! We're out of virgins...somebody pitch a couple SUVs over the rim and appease the volcano god!"

Somebody knocked 'em up. I'm voting against Immaculate Conception this time. Does this mean I get one o'them powdered wigs and shit? Groovy!

Cool pup Tonks. Golden Retriever?

That'd take some doing.

I think I got 'em this time.

It takes longer than two months to build sufficient court accepted evidence on a forged check, Gonz. Welcome to the 21st century. Have you read about the nightmare overflow in the courts just for custody on these kids? Why would it be any different on evidence gathering? Besides, the DAs...

Trying to upload pics, keeps timing out, will try again later. Dammit.

Can I help it if he's smarter than most people I know? :P

Timothy Leary

Sir. It's a gubmint proposition. There is no such thing as unnnecessary or too expensive. B'sides, we makes the drunks pay for it in fines, jail costs, etc. *lightbulb* We come up with a little thing that a wii can recognize that will monitor the relative position of supposedly...

*lightbulb* So we put us a wii in every bar, tavern, watering hole, beer joint, what have you. We come up with a way to chart how much you've had to drink. Then before you can leave you gotta turn in your data, which of course is linked to the local po-po, who then come drag your drunk ass...

*pun only slightly intended* I got me a puppy today. Half boxer, half German Shepherd. Resisting the temptation to refer to him as a German boxer and thus name him Max, we settled on Manson. (Get it? Manson? Family?) I can't wait for some waste of DNA to come up in the yard after...

True. You still holding out hope for that flying car before then?

Did you share with the less fortunate? I'm sure you saw a new Escalade over the weekend. Chances are, they live in public housing and it's your duty to feed them...wait, we already are feeding them... Nevermind. Carry on.

Today is Homecoming at my church. For those unfamiliar with the concept, it's a Sunday designated for former members to come back and spend the day. Sometimes these people have moved away, sometimes they've joined another church to be with family members, what have you. Now, we Baptists...

Most High - Robert Plant and Jimmy Page

Beats any other alternative we got.

Then git. Leaves more room for the rest of us.