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  1. Professur

    Car troubles

    Where to begin. Blew out the brake lines on the Parisienne, V2.0's accident appears to have morphed into a misfire issue on the left 2 cylinders, and last night the Olds may have thrown a show. Pulling into the street I felt an uncomfortable lurch and suddenly the car drove like it weighted...
  2. Professur

    Let's try this again

    Huge Giant Penises .... with lazers
  3. Professur

    Well that was annoying.

    This morning I had to take my son to school. The wipers have been acting up on the old Olds, so I borrowed my mother's Civic. It's been snowing and the main road I'd have to take is a slushy mess and good wipers a must. On my way back from dropping him off ... blue and red lights in the mirror...
  4. Professur

    First you got me good it you never-tried

    I suspect she's the love child of ol' Kyle and a baboon's arse. Finally, proof that anal sex with primates can produce ... voters.
  5. Professur

    Steps and if you want right now

    Tell me Kyle (if that's your real name) .. do you find a lot of people stupid enough to actually click on links posted by one time posters on forums that are decades old? Particularly when your post is about as legible as if you allowed a half trained monkey to bang on a keyboard with auto...
  6. Professur

    What are you listening to right now?

    V3.0 trying to learn the organ Mary had a very sickly lamb that sounds like it's in a great deal of pain
  7. Professur

    Cats or Dogs?

    One dog ... that's all the lease allows
  8. Professur

    Peabody's Way Forward Machine (OTC in 2023)

    You were supposed to be trying for wizer
  9. Professur

    I'm wasted f*ck it!

    Experience.
  10. Professur

    Ello

    Well, you're not wrong.
  11. Professur

    And you thought Ryan Air packed their passengers in tight

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/video--pictures-edinburgh-bound-4395397 They pack the planes in tight too.
  12. Professur

    He's how old?

    New trivia thread. Who's older. Who's older .. Noah, or Yoda?
  13. Professur

    Ello

    the Anti-Facebook. Anyone going to give this a try?
  14. Professur

    What are you listening to right now?

    I've got Dwane "The Rock" Johnson playing a ukelele and singing a twisted version of "What a wonderful world" on autorepeat playing in my head.
  15. Professur

    WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

    I'm thinking I wish I didn't know about your back end process problems.
  16. Professur

    WTF happened to OTC?

    Nope .. I tottle tea. But be warned .. I just read an article on how global warming is going to wipe out the coffee crop. I guess if you can't scare people by telling them ocean rise is going to wipe out every major port in the world, you can scare them by telling them there's no more coffee.
  17. Professur

    Proud Daddy?

    Yep. Csnnuckistan. The US providers are trying to force their way in, but the Canuck industry is fighting them every step of the way.
  18. Professur

    Peabody's Way Forward Machine (OTC in 2023)

    It seems 20 years off was a little ambitious. How are we for 10?
  19. Professur

    WE'VE GONE GOLD!!!!

    There's a scary thought ... he's 10 now.
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