10 things...

[Gato_Solo]

10 things you'll never hear a woman say...

10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!

 

[Gonz]

I assume the second group is things wimins won't say?

 

[Gato_Solo]

I assume the second group is things wimins won't say?

I'll edit that so noone else will have to twist that...

 

[Uki Chick]

3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.


Now there's something I've said plenty of times and I'm a woman. I'm on the phone all day long, when I get home, depending on who's calling, I just won't answer at times.

 

[Starya]

1 out of 10 Uki? Not impressed.

6 out of 10 for me.

 

[MrBishop]

 

[Spirit]

7 out of 10
Thought I was more feminine than that?????

 

[A.B.Normal]

And "real men" never blame the dog!!!

 

[Uki Chick]

I didn't count how many but that was one example.

 

[simplyred]

7 out of 10
Thought I was more feminine than that?????

Me too! ???


Notice the men aren't chiming in on how accurate this is for them.

 

[Gonz]

real men have no problem with any of the above because we only half assed look at it. No big boobies.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Me too! ???


Notice the men aren't chiming in on how accurate this is for them.

Thats because men know that this is a joke, and we generally don't analyze jokes...