200 SOVIET NUKES LOST IN UKRAINE

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200 SOVIET NUKES LOST IN UKRAINE

A nuke scandal is gathering steam

Pyotr Simonenko, the leader of the Ukrainian Communist Party released a sensational statement on Wednesday. In his words, there were 2400 nuclear warheads in Ukraine, although the export of only 2200 of them was officially documented. Simonenko claimed that nobody knows where 200 Soviet-era nukes in Ukraine are.

The official reaction followed the next day, but it was a rather weak one. Deputy chief of the Ukrainian Army Headquarters, Nikolay Goncharenko, declared that Simonenko’s statement regarding the disappearance of the nuclear weapons from the territory of Ukraine was absolutely groundless. The high-ranking military official stated that all weapons of the trilateral agreement concerning the execution of the contract for strategic offensive arms had been handed over to Russia. Ok, but how come the leader of Ukrainian communists counted 200 nukes? It seems that the nuke scandal will continue.

http://english.pravda.ru/main/2002/09/13/36519.html
 
So a bunch of people have a bunch of nuclear warheads, so what? J/K That is fucking scary, I hope they figure out what they did with them, and soon.
 
Its just the leader of the opposition party mouthing off to weaken his current political rivals in power. Its the central job of all politics to make wild accusations about the character and abilities of your opponents. Hes just rehashing unsubstantial hooey from a decade ago because the classic attack of 'he cheats on his wife and kicks puppies in the face' is working anymore. Its a publicity grab on the level of that stuff they pulled against Goldwater back in the days.
 
Idunno, sounds pretty accurate. Here's another story from that same paper.
ISRAEL OCCUPIED BY ALIENS

Dozens of weird incidents have been reported in Israel since 1993


Residents of the towns of Kadima and Rishon Letzion have reported numerous sightings of UFOs in the spring of 1993. Some people have even claimed that UFOs have landed on their lawns. Circles were found on the landing sites, and ufologists discovered silver-colored metal pieces or an oil-like red in the circles.

Analysis of the substances showed that the silver-colored metal was pure silicon, which does not exist in nature. Cadmium was found in the oil. Often, scientists found strange traces near the landing sites.

That is not all. People say that they saw bald-headed creatures coming out of the flying objects. The creatures were very tall, and they rushed into houses, acting very aggressively.

Hanna Sameh from the settlement of Burgatu (two miles from Kadima) was doing some housework in the kitchen. All of a sudden, she heard her dog barking very loudly. The woman could see the dog in the window, and she did not believe her eyes. The dog was raised in the air; then it flew by the window and slammed into a wall. Hanna opened the door in order to see what was happening outside. When she stepped out of her house, she could not take another step further. She saw a tall, bald man. The man was gazing at her pickup truck. “What have you done to my dog?” – asked the woman. “It was bothering me, as you are now. I can do the same to you; get out of here,” – answered the weird stranger.

Gertzl Kasatini, from a small village near Rishon Letzion, saw a strange flashlight in a window of his house. He opened the door and bumped into tall creatures. They were wearing shiny gray clothes. Their faces were covered with a luminous haze. Kasatini shut the door that instant. He fell seriously ill two days after that. He went through a detailed medical examination, but the doctors did not manage to find the reason for his mysterious illness.

Aliens were seen in the settlement of Moshe Poret, not far from Kadima. They landed there and destroyed all the domestic animals. Memuneh Guet woke up in the middle of the night and found her little dog whining on the floor. The women picked up her dog and saw that someone ripped its eyes out! There was no blood at all. The dog died several minutes later. Then the woman rushed to her barn and found all of her sheep dead. Someone drilled little holes in their heads. The corpses of the sheep did not decay for four months.

During 1995-1996, Israeli drivers were often the victims of aggressive aliens. Doctor Harav bin Bari and his cousin Muamad returing home. Driving along a bridge at night, they saw an odd figure. Something made the men stop the car. A silhouette was approaching. The guys could see that it appeared to be a small white-colored man with large black eyes. When Bin Bari looked into the man’s eyes, he realized that the creature was reading his mind. The doctor could not take his eyes off him for several seconds. A couple of minutes later, the men recovered from the hypnosis and kept on driving.

Dozens of such incidents have been reported in Israel since 1993. There is the impression that aliens have a plan for Israel. However, no one knows the purpose of their activity.
 
I remember when they lost 36 case-sized nukes a few years ago...a lot of comments on that at that time...

Never heard anything about that anymore..


I doubt that they are actually missing 200 nukes. Even russia can't be so FUBAR to let that happen!
 
I sure hope I won't find 200 nukes under my fridge or behind the sofa :D

That would DEFINATELY scare the hell out of me :eek:
 
hang on...

change...fluff......bits of string......crumbs.....oh, tv remote! :D....nucleur warhead....old newspaper...

its amazing what's in there :D
 
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