6 simple steps to get a lover

[BeardofPants]

Juveniles.

 

[Slim Pickens]

Juveniles.

Well, everybody has to be good at SOMETHING!

 

[Leslie]

silly silly silly

 

[levana]

I've met men that think "Hey baby, show me your tits!" is an intelligent way to get a lover. Maybe a smack upside the head instead?

 

[tonksy]

Send them to New Orleans at Mardi Gras...it might work there....maybe.

 

[Nixy]

Send them to New Orleans at Mardi Gras...it might work there....maybe.

But only if they have beads to give right?

 

[tonksy]

And the right beads at that!

 

[Nixy]

And the right beads at that!

There are different levels of beads?

 

[Slim Pickens]

Oh, yes...but I'll let Tonksy explain that...

 

[Nixy]

Oh, yes...but I'll let Tonksy explain that...

*waits anxiously*

 

[tonksy]

Well...you don't want some snatchy small beads. You want the big beads or the beads with some kind of unique appeal.

Lack luster beads

Big beads - which are cool

OH YEAH BABY!!!!!

 

[HomeLAN]

*Reflects on the perfect set of tits once flashed at him on Bourbon*

*Misses pre-child NO vacations*

 

[chcr]

I've met men that think "Hey baby, show me your tits!" is an intelligent way to get a lover. Maybe a smack upside the head instead?

Ahh, the mating call of the North American Biker in his natural habitat...

 

[Slim Pickens]

TA, where is that HUGE pink strand?

 

[tonksy]

Oh, those pics weren't mine...Those are around somewhere.

 

[Nixy]

Although the only beads I ever had were the lack luster beads from a couple different mardi gras themed parties I went to I had a little bit of a mardi gras theme in my room here. I had the masks my mom and I wore to one of the mardi gras parties pinned up on my wall and I also had two little ceramic masks we were given as gifts at that same party on my wall

 

[Mare]

If you can lick your own eyebrows you won't need the roses or Mercedes ,heck you may not even need the woman.

 

[Inkara1]

What happened to the good ol 3 steps for getting laid??
1. Look at her ass.
2. Get a boner.
3. Rub erection on her butt.

Tried that trick lately?

 

[Professur]

Although the only beads I ever had were the lack luster beads from a couple different mardi gras themed parties I went to I had a little bit of a mardi gras theme in my room here. I had the masks my mom and I wore to one of the mardi gras parties pinned up on my wall and I also had two little ceramic masks we were given as gifts at that same party on my wall

Now I'm wondering what you did to get the beads...