kat2220
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A frightened man dialed 911 to report an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to the dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead. Luckily, I was able to get into the house and lock the door. Please send help right away!" After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent an officer to investigate. About a half hour later, the rookie returns to the station and is sporting a large bump on his head.
"What happened to you?," asked the chief. "Did you find the perp?"
"Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the rookie, rubbing
his sore head ... "I stepped on the fuckin' rake, too."
"What happened to you?," asked the chief. "Did you find the perp?"
"Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the rookie, rubbing
his sore head ... "I stepped on the fuckin' rake, too."
