....... try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blond begins to slide from the saddle. In terror,
she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side
anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its
slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
great fortune ........ Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,
sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
