A good joke.

A mother skunk that had two beautiful baby boy skunks. She called one baby skunk "In" and the other baby skunk she called "Out". It was a shame that somehow she got the names reversed.

In loved to smell flowers, walk in the rain, and he never stayed inside when he could be outside playing in the sun, rain, or snow. Out never left the house. He would sleep all night, eat, and then go back and sleep some more.

One day mother skunk had to go visit an old sick friend so she called for her babies. Out, who was in, went to his mother’s side, and In was nowhere to be found for he had gone out again.

Mother skunk told Out to go find In and bring him in so she could go out. Out went out to find In and in less than a minute Out returned with In. You found In quite quickly,” mother praised Out;
“It was really easy,” Out told his mother, “In stinked."
 
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual]
HEADLINES OF 2004:



Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter

[imagine that]!



Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[no, really]?



Police Begin Campaign

to Run Down Jaywalkers

[now that's taking things a bit far]!




Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?

[not if I wipe thoroughly]!




Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

[what a guy]!



Miners Refuse to Work
after Death

[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos]!





Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant

[see if that works any better than a fair trial]!






War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]





If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile

[you think]?





Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures

[who would have thunk it]!





Enfield (London) Couple
Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[they may be on to something]!




Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape]?



Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge]!




New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[weren't they fat enough]?



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]





Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]




Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]





And the winner is....




Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that sign right?


In an office:


TOILET OUT OF ORDER......

PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
 
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