A "Me to" thread. The mother of all cheesy/bad/melodramatic poems.

To: all the girls I've loved before

who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed
and may I say I cared the best
for helping me to grow
 
This mellow thighed chick
Just put my spine out of place

Hey man, my schooldays insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she... then she...

Ohhh, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!
 
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