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[Gonz]

I am the METALGOD so watch it or I'll be headbangin' yer ass cross town buddy,

 

[Squiggy]

Im pretty sure they loctited them...I asked them to, anyway...

 

[PT]

Well, have you noticed any scraping while laying in bed? Snagged yourself on the sofa when getting up? They may be countersunk. You might feel a little pressure.

 

[Squiggy]

Well yeah...but i had those problems before the operation too..

 

[PT]

How long ago was the operation?

 

[Squiggy]

14 months

 

[PT]

Is the warranty up yet?

 

[Squiggy]

The scars are cool...At least thats what I'm told

 

[Squiggy]

My settlement is in about a month...I think they're gonna try to buy back the remainder of the warranty..

 

[PT]

The X-rays look pretty cool. Guess you gained a little weight, huh?

 

[PT]

So what happened to your back, I don't think I remember you saying.

 

[Squiggy]

Actually, the atrophy has me down about 10 pounds

 

[Squiggy]

I was working at a nonwoven textiles plant and had to move a 700 pound bale of fiber ...by hand...alone

 

[Squiggy]

The bale won

 

[PT]

Oh shit, I do remember that.

 

[PT]

Damn. Guess that bale showed you.

 

[Justintime]

that bale owneZ you i'd be betting on it to win too who was the boss at that place? hercules??

 

[Squiggy]

What pisses me off the most is, a few weeks after my operation, they announced a new 'breakthrough' iof a procedure for my type injury. Less invasive, quicker and more stabil healing, and less long term residual problems...

 

[Squiggy]

Ithink they did that just to piss me off...

 

[Squiggy]

My pages are loading slow so I must seem like I'm lagging to you...