Actual Classified Ads

[kuulani]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
Better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed.Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[MrBishop]

More Bumper stickers

So much roadkill, so little recipes!
Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition.

If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean PROgress is the opposite of CONgress?

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

All men are created equal......Poor things!

I got this truck for my wife! Pretty good trade huh?

Save the whales... collect the whole set!

Honk if you like Hanson, then run into a tree!

 

[Rose]

*lmao* I love the classified ads.

 

[MrBishop]

What are the three rules of chiropracts?

dislocation, dislocation, dislocation!