Add Up The Pimps, Subtract One Teacher
Pimps, prostitutes, machine guns, drugs, and getting “knocked up”. What could they possibly have in common? They were all subjects on a math proficiency test at a school in a small northern Manitoba town. The exam featured such classic arithmetic problems as, “Rufus is a pimp for 3 girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus’ $800 a day crack habit?” Then there was the trouble with Hector. “Hector knocked up 3 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?”
While the 13-and 14-year-old students at the Juniper School in Thompson may have been amused by the riddles, their parents weren’t. And the province’s Minister of Education was disturbed. The tests are so hot, they’re fast becoming the talk of the nickel-mining community of 15,000 folks, 800 kilometres north of Winnipeg. And now that the story’s appearing on SBT, it’s bound to put the Mystery Lake School District on the map, just as the veteran teacher is being temporarily relieved of her duties. She was suspended without pay for three days. So what gave her the idea? The test appeared to be modeled after “The City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency exam,” found on an Internet joke site.
Want one more? Supplied with the exact speed of travel and the number of seconds it takes to load a shotgun, another question asked students to calculate the distance, Billie, a skateboard thief, would be able to flee before getting “whacked”. Makes you wonder who’s really whacked. You don’t need to wonder.
Math got a lot more interesting since I was in school
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