Airplane!

Where have you been?!

I was thinking this morning how you've seemed to be MIA lately...or are we just missing each other?
 
surely you jest.

Leslie said:
No, I'm serious. The tv even said II is on next. And don't call me Shirley.


Dr. Rumack: "Can you fly this plane and land it?"

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."

Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." (85K)

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Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
:rofl:
Can you imagine the PC hue and cry that would raise if it were released today?
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
 
Shirley not PC enough for today.

Yes yer GF is weird but so Hot it doesn’t matter @ all...

The list of things the Russian hasn't a clue about boggles my mind.

How neat that one can grow up in Russia and never know that her
Forefathers pointed nukes at U.S. for forty years...

I suppose it isn't important in the scheme of things I NEED to teach her

kinda like never having seen Airplane?
 
We were talking while watching about whether it'd ever get released nowadays, and consensus was HELL NO.


You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
heeeeeeeeeheheee! :rofl2:
 
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