Airplane!

[MrBishop]

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

I watch it every once in a while. MrsBish refuses to watch 'stupid comedy', so watch it alone. She often tells me to laugh less loudly

 

[MrBishop]

I keep visualizing the line of people with bats, chains, broken bottles, boxing gloves on etc... waiting to calm the woman in 6C down

 

[HomeLAN]

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower: Tower Radio, clearance, over.
Oveur: That's 'Clarence Oveur', over.
Tower: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: What?
Capt. Oveur: Huh?

My Dad wasn't a fan of "stupid" comedy either, but that one had him just about spewing milk out his nose.

I think being an Air Force pilot for 10 years might've had something to do with that.