Al Gore: Earth is in 'Full-Scale Planetary Emergency'

[highwayman]

With this being said I wonder what screaming Dean will try to top this with...


http://www.space.com/news/061026_gore_space.html

LAS CRUCES, New Mexico—Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has called for better use of the "space resource" to battle Earth's climate crisis, enlisting entrepreneurial muscle to help solve global issues that threaten the planet's habitability.

Gore said he has long been a fan of faster, cheaper, better approaches that allow the private sector to exploit the space resource "in a responsible and creative, and cost-efficient way."

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

So what say we send his goofy ass to Jupiter and kill several birds with one stone?

 

[highwayman]

As long as Dean goes along you have me sold...

 

[Gonz]

Al Gore has called for better use of the "space resource"

Lord knows 8 years wasn't enough time to do this

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

In all fairness, Al was a busy man during those eight years. He was, after all, only a heartbeat (or a blowjob) away from being President. A man of his capabilities can only handle so much at one time ya know. He was asked on numerous occasions to walk and chew gum...AT THE SAME TIME no less. Cut him some slack already.

 

[highwayman]

You also need to put in inventing the internet and the job that came along with it...

 

[spike]

Claim: Vice-President Al Gore claimed that he "invented" the Internet.

Status: False.

Origins: Despite the derisive references that continue even today, Al Gore did not claim he "invented" the Internet, nor did he say anything that could reasonably be interpreted that way.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp


I'm glad Gore is concerned about the environment. Lord knows the current white house is doing everything it can to fuck it up.

 

[spike]

Lord knows 8 years wasn't enough time to do this

Yeah, pretty messed up for him to keep doing good things after being in office. You know the previous vice president didn't do that and the current one sure ain't going to. Gore managed to accomplish more during office then both of those guys too.

 

[Gonz]

China thanks him too. So does Kim.

 

[spike]

Bin Laden thanks Cheney, so do the Saudis.

 

[Gonz]

Usama is dead & the Saudis should thank us. We're making them rich.

 

[spike]

Got a link to this death report?

Making the Saudi's rich is good plan considering they've been called "the epicenter of terrorist financing" by the Treasury. They gotta love the incompetence.

 

[Gonz]

You didn't see the hugeassed USAMA IS DEAD!!!! NY Times headline several years ago?

Here's an idea. Why don't you & Al go invent something...like an alternative energy that requires less energy to make than petroleum products do, is less polluting than petroleum products are & is as easliy stored, used & transported as petroleum products are.

We'll be here waiting.

 

[spike]

Pretty good trick to be dead and still on the FBI most wanted list.

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted.htm

 

[Gonz]

Well, it was a NY Times headline. Or was it CBS News?