Always bathe alone...

Leslie

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Ray Vogt had a romantic evening planned for his girlfriend: a warm bath, candles and soft music. The only problem, police said Thursday, was that he tried to electrocute the woman in the bathtub.

But much to Janice Christie's good fortune, the couple's bathroom was equipped with a circuit-breaking device that shut down the electric current when Vogt allegedly tossed a radio and hair dryer into the tub that she was in.

When Vogt's shock attack didn't work, police said, the 42-year-old Vogt chased Christie through their Georgetown Court apartment, grabbing her around the neck. Christie managed to break free and called 911.

At that point, police said, Vogt stopped the attack, walked outside and sat down to wait for officers.

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Perfect timing to post this. I'd been looking for ideas on spicing up my relationship with Brandi. :D
 
The hairdryer and the radio? That's so passe. The new mod is to toss in a big 110V dildo. Most times, there won't even be an investigation.
 
Note to self:

Professur said:
The hairdryer and the radio? That's so passe. The new mod is to toss in a big 110V dildo. Most times, there won't even be an investigation.

:D
 
What's wrong with the good old 230 V anyways?

Why do Americans still use 110 V? If you get shocked by 230, you'll live too...I experienced that a few times myself.
And experienced some 110 V shocks too...it hurts just the same.

If it isn't safety, what is it then? I've been wondering about that for quite some time to be honest...
 
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Imagine the headlines on that one:

"Vibrator 2003™, not only for your personal pleasure...use it for your welding purposes too!"

In a store nearby :headbang:
 
Leslie's husband: "Sweetie, what are you doing in the shed all those nights? And what's that thing with power shortage? :confuse3:"

:D
 
If he wants her dead, why doesn't he just get her drunk and then push her off the belcony? That way he could say that she was drunk and fell.

Not that I've done this before........... :D
 
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