Amazing...

[tonksy]

THAT IS TOO HARSH, MINE WOULD BE ALLOWED HAVING SEX....AFTER SHE WAS 35 AND TWICE DIVORCED


oops caps was on

dude...by your rules i wouldn't be able to have sex yet....

 

[paul_valaru]

dude...by your rules i wouldn't be able to have sex yet....

hehe

only if you where my kid.


I'm sure once I do have a daughter I will be much more lenient, I mean once the poor boy makes it through the minefield, the death rays, the 2 dozen ninja commandos, and sneaks past me, and my 12 gauge shotgun, he does deserve some sort of reward.

 

[Gonz]

I'm sure once I do have a daughter I will be much more lenient, I mean once the poor boy makes it through the minefield, the death rays, the 2 dozen ninja commandos, and sneaks past me, and my 12 gauge shotgun, he does deserve some sort of reward.

No he doesn't. Not if it were my precious daughter. It would just make me more leery & a better shot.

 

[PT]

I've tried that forbidding sex thing, it doesn't work. Talk to them and explain it all to them so they think it's totally gross. That will at least buy you a year or two. Then get birth control.

 

[Professur]

rule number one. If the dentist want's to use nitrous when taking the xrays, it's time to find a new dentist

 

[paul_valaru]

Just remember the last bastion of over protective fathers Gonz....


DENIAL

cause even if she has 6 kids, and they are climbing all over your lap, you know deep down she has never done anything like that, well except start 6 new religions.

and that video of her on the internet....all computer graphics

 

[Gonz]

 

[Rose]

rule number one. If the dentist want's to use nitrous when taking the xrays, it's time to find a new dentist

I don't care what the dentist does - I want nitrous each and ever time I have to visit. Even if it's a puny little cleaning. Give me the happy gas.

 

[PT]

I don't care what the dentist does - I want nitrous each and ever time I have to visit. Even if it's a puny little cleaning. Give me the happy gas.

There's my girl. Have you ever asked for a Nitrous balloon when you leave? Tell them you'll be really good if they give you a nitrous balloon.