Psycho
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An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time
was being wined and dined by the State Department. The
Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American
foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.)
and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to
fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return
with a glass of water, but then came the time when he
returned empty handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"
demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the
wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well."
was being wined and dined by the State Department. The
Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American
foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.)
and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to
fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return
with a glass of water, but then came the time when he
returned empty handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"
demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the
wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well."
