Animal sex abuse on rise in Sweden

Nothing comes close to an elephants erection though - those fellas could stand in a completely different section of the world and STILL be able to satisfy their ladies.

There is something so seriously wrong with someone who'd get off on, well, getting off with animals.
 
i heard on animal planet somewhere that the zebra has the largest penis in the world. it can reach directly into the uterus of an already pregnant zebra mare, cause a misscarriage of another other male zebras offsring and reimpregnant her. never really researched it to be the god's honest truth...but they showed it on tv or it must be true :nerd:
 
tonksy said:
i heard on animal planet somewhere that the zebra has the largest penis in the world. it can reach directly into the uterus of an already pregnant zebra mare, cause a misscarriage of another other male zebras offsring and reimpregnant her. never really researched it to be the god's honest truth...but they showed it on tv or it must be true :nerd:
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Probably largest relative to its size...the blue whale has a six foot penis :nerd:
 
Actually the largest relative to size is a mouse (I think)...well, whatever it is, it sure as shit wasn't my ex.
 
Makes me think of this bloke and that donkey who.. Uhm. Well, at least I don't think the donkey felt violated.
 
I hope that tomato is better quality than the ones Carl's Jr. and Burger King have been putting on their hamburgers lately.
 
AlphaTroll said:
Nothing comes close to an elephants erection though - those fellas could stand in a completely different section of the world and STILL be able to satisfy their ladies.

There is something so seriously wrong with someone who'd get off on, well, getting off with animals.
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Sure don't. This is me in the Indian jungle. Guess whats happening to the bull elephant I'm washing. I felt quite uncomfortable that I gave an Elephant an erection. But man that thing was like a human leg :D
 
Lopan said:
Sure don't. This is me in the Indian jungle. Guess whats happening to the bull elephant I'm washing. I felt quite uncomfortable that I gave an Elephant an erection. But man that thing was like a human leg :D
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Well...as long as you weren't bending over when he became 'cumbersome'... :lol2:
 
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